User blog:JoshieKool1/How To Be Canadian - A Step By Step Guide

Coming from a canadian (woo canada!), I've seen some very uncanadian things *COUGH* I OFFER TO HELP SOMEONE AND THEY DEMAND A FREE ITEM *COUGH*. Here's a guide on how to be canadian. (THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY)

1. Drink maple syrup for breakfast lunch and dinner

2. Gain a canadian accent. I mean, it doesnt really seem like we have accents but apparently we speak without the letter T according to like four sources.

3. Ride a moose to work. Easy to get a moose, just go to your closest forest.

4. Offend South Canada at all costs.

5. Be nice to everyone in public but talk behind their backs right after you walk away from them.

6. Red spore aura looks like a knockoff canadian flag, not japanese, not polish, canadian.

7. Only fly Air Canada.

8. Order poutine instead of French Fries at McDonalds and everywhere else that serves poutine.

9. Politely snore when asleep, nobody wants to hear you, you must politely snore.

10. IT'S HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE! NOT SORCERER!

11. Be Canadian.